Episode 1: Race Cars And Circus Clowns (Part 1)

So, the first thing to decide upon entering a TARDIS is this, where do you go when you can travel anywhere in time and space?

Iwagakure Coords (http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hinode%20Shima/45/44/2924)



To ninja land of course. Well, not my first choice, but The Kid is very persuasive at times. So, after some trial and error (we are fairly new at the whole time travel thing after all), we were able to input the proper coordinates and materialize. We arrived in Iwagakure, which very much resembles Japan from our own world, except here, the ninjas are gifted with extraordinary powers and abilities. We were privileged enough to speak to one of the locals, who immediately decided to make fun of our wonderful time machine after we took them inside to take a peak. After having taken enough abuse, we tossed the vagabond ninja out from the TARDIS and proceeded on with our adventures.

Having had enough of ninjas but still wanting a further adventure, The Kid and I decided to have the ultimate adventure. We decided to set the TSCs (Time and Spatial Coordinates) to random. As we have no control over when and where we showed up when this occurs we have to take extra care to make sure the environ is inhabitable before we step out of our ship.

Random Coords 1: (http://slurl.com/secondlife/Iku%20Turso/186/136/101)





After making sure the terrain and atmosphere were suitable upon materialization, we stepped out, carrying with us only a child like sense of wonder, and a sonic screwdriver. Ahead of us we could see only the tents and rides indicative of a circus. Immediately upon approaching we noticed the circus seemed abandoned with the exception of a Pregnant Clown. There is debate as to whether this was actually a pregnant clown or one of the circus freaks as the baby inside of her spoke at some points during our conversation. I have never been a big fan of clowns, but most of them are members of a cheerful race, so being approached by one seemed like a good way of getting to know where we were. The conversation, as recorded below, turned out to be quite the opposite of what i was expecting. Apparently, in this world, pregnant clowns with freak babies are not nearly as friendly as they may appear. I would like to caution any future travellers to avoid them. The following recording of our conversation will reveal why.

[12:43] The Cat: hmmm
[12:43] The Cat: it's a circus
[12:43] The Kid: This is a strange strange places
[12:43] Freak Baby: Pregnant Clown knows their baby will be as beautiful as mom is .
[12:44] Pregnant Clown: HI!!!!
[12:44] The Cat: ummm, hello
[12:44] Pregnant Clown: HI
[12:44] Pregnant Clown: im Pregnant Clown
[12:44] Pregnant Clown: and im bored lol
[12:44] The Cat: I'm The Cat and this is The Kid
[12:44] Pregnant Clown: cool
[12:44] Pregnant Clown: nice 2 meet u all
[12:44] The Cat: Likewise
[12:45] The Cat: We are just traveling around and saw the circus
[12:45] Pregnant Clown: I am 2
[12:45] Pregnant Clown: no need 2 get smart
[12:45] Pregnant Clown: im not rying to hang out wit u guy
[12:45] Pregnant Clown: *guys
[12:45] The Kid: Huh...?
[12:45] The Cat: who was getting smart?
[12:45] Pregnant Clown: u
[12:45] The Cat: mmhmm
[12:45] Pregnant Clown: saying WE are traveinfling around the circus
[12:46] The Kid: Being smart is what we're good at.
[12:46] Pregnant Clown: no
[12:46] The Cat: Unlike someone i can mention at the moment
[12:46] Pregnant Clown: hunny i mrean being a smart mouth
[12:46] The Cat: Is this not a circus?
[12:46] Pregnant Clown: *them
[12:46] Pregnant Clown: ok mention theme
[12:46] Pregnant Clown: u said unlike someone i CAN mention at the moment
[12:46] The Cat: well, I figured this is a circus, so i can only assume you must be the clown
[12:47] Pregnant Clown: im not getting stressed i need 2 keep mi baby helthy
[12:47] Pregnant Clown: wow thats a bad comback
[12:47] Pregnant Clown: do u own a mirror
[12:47] The Cat: Yes, and I look in it every day and thank the gods that I don't look like you
[12:47] Pregnant Clown: yeah cuz u would be to hot
[12:47] The Kid: Cat, don't terrorize the locals...
[12:47] The Cat: She started it
[12:47] The Cat: I simply mentioned we were traveling around and saw a circus
[12:48] The Cat: and she decided to go ballistic on me
[12:48] Pregnant Clown: ok
[12:48] Pregnant Clown: watever like i said i need to keep mi baby helthy good bye sir
[12:48] Freak Baby: Pregnant Clown feel her contractions !!!
[12:48] Pregnant Clown: have a good day
[12:48] The Kid: Let's go, then
[12:48] Pregnant Clown: and yes thi is the circus
[12:48] The Kid: Well try another era.
[12:48] The Cat: good idea
[12:48] Pregnant Clown: and im NOT the clown
[12:48] The Cat: maybe they are less hostile elsewhere
[12:49] Pregnant Clown: EXCUSE ME
[12:49] Pregnant Clown: BYE!
At this point, the clown attempted to follow us into the TARDIS, perhaps to infect other worlds with her poor speech and manners, or possibly to release the freak in her belly into the wild. Thankfully our wonderful ship has the ability to lock out unwelcome intruders. The Last words we heard as departing this strange circus were as follows:
[12:49] Freak Baby: OMG, please be careful, I'm pregnant !

Continued in Part 2.

Who are we?

I bite.

Names are nothing, especially to people like us. The Cat and the Kid, that's what we'll go by, so in a sense it is who we are. However I feel that there's a lot more to us than that. We are travelers, using our advanced TARDIS to move as we like. We won't settle down, and we'll never stay long enough to reap our rewards for the troubles that follow us. We'll find people, we'll leave people, it's part of our life. Those that travel with us will never travel for long, the life we lead is both exciting and incredibly bizarre.

This is a two captain crew, where The Cat will hold the experienced route, I will hold our logic. Science and power are the things which interest me, and if you can peak my selective interests you might see more of me than you'll end up liking.

Introductions

To Whomever May Be Reading This,

First, allow me to introduce myself. I am The Cat, mind you, that is my name and that is what I go by. Me and my travelling companion, The Kid, through means that are better left undisclosed, recently acquired a machine knows as the TARDIS. For those of you who do not know what a TARDIS is, allow me to explain. TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimension In Space, in other words, it's a ship that travels through time and space, allowing me and my friends to explore a vast array of hidden worlds. This diary is a chronicle of our adventures in the multiple universes and times through the vast expanse of Second Life. If you happen to see us wandering about, feel free to say hello, we don't bite.....well I don't bite at any rate, i can't promise the same for the kid.